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What is Ostravania?
Ostravania is a wonderful place where a great population of Ostriches live. They live in seperate populations in the state of Ostravania, far out on an island in the Pacific. Ostriches normally get along, but from previous experiences, they do not get along well with humans. They may often bite or sometimes kill a human to keep their property safe. Ostravania is a very dangerous place. They are often experiencing radiation storms or other horrible forms of weather. They capitol of the state is Ostravanopolis, a large and wonderful city. Ostravania has a wonderful emergency service because they have so very much experience. Please continue to read to find out more about the Ostriches.
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Ostrich
Yes. A simple Ostrich. I have nothing more to say. |
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The Very Unknown History of the Ostriches
Ostriches started off in a nice, but small city in Czechoslovakia called Ostrava. If you do not believe me, get out your encyclopedia out and look for it. They lived in peace until humans started conquering the land. From then on, there was constant war and fighting. The Ostriches became unhappy and decided to move to a different land. They found the beautiful island and decided to call it Ostravania, in rememberance of their once peaceful land. That is the reason they do not get along with humans.
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News in Ostravania - 05/04/04
1. Another radiation storm has hit Ostravania, leaving hundreds of Ostriches suffering or dead. Because of so many radiation storms, there have been many baby Ostriches born with two heads, four beaks, five eyes, etc. Ostrich recovery crews are working with injured Ostriches to try to get things back to normal. This Ostringowno Ostriviniski for WOST News. 2. Syrup pumping is becoming a new type of drug for Ostriches. At first is was a fun game... but it is now turning into a deadly addiction. Hundreds of Ostriches are trying syrup pumping every day and are losing the game. At a recent party, syrup pumping was a big thing the whole time, and unfortunately, the syrup got a little to sticky and the Ostriches a little to full. You can guess what happens next. WOST News will keep you updated on this new problem. I'm Ostringo Ostravanowskinapinskowoskindinopowitiski.
- An interview with an Ostrich -
Send in your questions for the Ostrich to answer! zeebra333@earthlink.net.
Q: What do you do in your free time?
Ostrich: Free time? What's f-free time?
Q: What do you do when there is a radiation storm?
Ostrich: Radiation Storm! Where??? We're all gonna die!!!!!!!
Q: Do you have Christmas time?
Ostrich: Maple Syrup season? Yeah that's when we pump ourselves full of Maple Syrup.
Q. What happens when you pump yourself too full?
Ostrich: Umm...One time we had a syrup pumping contest. Barry won. It was a sticky mess. Don't try it at home.
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Mt. Ostmore
A very simple rock, but very special to Ostriches all over the world. This is where, supposedly, the first Ostrich was ever created. |
A nice small seaport with boats from fishing Ostriches. They often encounter horrid storms while out to sea.
Ostrivanians use a language called Zanish, a language based on English. About sixty years ago, their main language was squakish, a series of squaks. Their language is quite easy to learn. |
